What is up with condom wrappers on the sidewalk?
Seriously. I have come across quite a few lately. Where are these people doing it? Why do I always see the wrappers, and never see the sex? Yesterday I was walking to work, on a pretty big/busy street and there was a condom wrapper. LifeStyles, if you are curious. Did they do it in a car parked on the street? If you could see where this was, you would know that seems pretty risky. In the bushes? Just on the sidewalk? Did they do it somewhere else entirely, like in a boring old bedroom, and are just now remembering to get rid of the evidence? I don't see the actual condom, so where did that go? Now, don't get me wrong here, I am all for trying new things and thinking outside the box, and have even taken advantage of some fairly public places myself. I guess I will never know. Unless I find myself getting hot and heavy with someone who knows the answer.
And yes, I am a little bitter that someone is getting laid and it isn't me.
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I imagine it's awkward high school kids who ditch them while driving by so the parents to catch their evidence in the trash cans.
I miss those days.
Interesting post! Here's your TMI of the day: I once saw a used condom (not the wrapper) in a Wal-Mart parking lot...with a pile of ants on it...sick!
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