I think I need to stop talking about Facebook/relationships because the more I think about it, the more it pops up in my real life.
Last night I was poking around the internets, and who decided to talk to me on Facebook Chat? Doctor of course. I mean, I get the point of our last conversation (which was only a few days ago). We hadn't talked in forever so we needed to catch up. But now...what is the point? We don't need to talk on a daily or even weekly basis. We chatted for a bit, and here are some highlighted parts of the convo:
Scarlett: Oh, your cousin ____ added me on here the other day
Doctor: Really? I am jealous. I didn't even know she was on here.
Scarlett: Wait, so you guys aren't friends??
Doctor: Nope.
(editor's note: What the fuck???)
Doctor tells a story about a guy friend having a bad night out while visiting him.
Scarlett: You need to be a better wingman!
Doctor: Oh, I wasn't there to pick up chicks, I was just hanging out.
(editor's note: Did I ask? Do I care??)
Doctor telling a story about our friend "Dentist".
Doctor: Dentist was so drunk on Halloween he made out with this girl, and then had to come ask me to look at her and tell me if she was OK.
Scarlett: Haha...well was she?
Doctor: Sure. I wasn't really paying attention. I was just playing beer pong.
Does he really think I care about what he is doing while he is out? I mean, even when we were together and I might have cared he wouldn't say stuff like that. So very strange. Again-what the fuck?
I also managed to find Lawyer's ex-fiancee. Yes, I am a creeper. Now I have a face to the name, and that is really bumming me out for some reason. It isn't about what she looks like, I think it just made her more real. She isn't anything to write home about, but she isn't all that bad. Gigi tells me that no matter what, the other woman is a fugly whore. So we are going with that.
Damn, you Facebook.
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So let me start by saying I can totally relate to everything you've been posting lately.
Re: Facebook. I made the mistake of checking out on of TDH's exes. She's not pretty but her boobs are bigger than mine and her legs are skinnier than mine so that instantly made me uncomfortable.
It's hard not to be a creeper when the information is so close at hand. And it's very hard to put a face with the name, trust me. I get it.
As for the convo with the Doctor, that is very interesting. He must care what you think for some reason. Boys are so silly sometimes.
"poking" around the internet.
Facebook. Poking.
Get it??
Ugh, Doctor is lame. He's throwing it out there that he's not looking for/at chicks. Duh, we knew that. I think he's assexual. Hahahah!
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