In Which Scarlett Fails at Halloween and Lawyer Meets the Family

If anyone gets the reference in my title, I automatically like you.

I know it is supposed to be Random Thought Monday, but it is my birthday and my blog and I do what I want (just like Cartman).

I could attempt to entertain you with stories of my Halloween, but the fact that I do not remember any of the funny/mortifying parts will keep it short. As the title suggests, I failed at Halloween. My costume turned out super cute, but the next morning it was in pieces, some of them covered in vomit. Yup. I was That Girl.

I have only been sick from drinking one other time in my life, and that was 4 years ago. I blame the evening on the fact that roomie came home late and therefore I was drinking (and dancing, natch) by myself at home for quite awhile, and managed to get the best of an entire bottle of wine before I left the house.

I did have a lot of fun for the parts of the evening that I recall. However, I was awful to Lawyer when he came to see me, and he totally should apply for Sainthood for the way he handled it. And for the ridiculously adorable birthday presents he has given me today. I must have racked up some serious good Karma in a past life or something.

The really funny part that I DO remember is when some random guy asked my roomie if she was dressed as "a big fat donkey dick". She was a mouse. I was doubled over laughing as she sat on the ground refusing to go anywhere since she apparently looked like a barnyard phallus.

Sunday Lawyer met my family for the first time, and it went well. Not too embarrassing, except for when my grandparents told a story about co-showering. I love them.

I guess I would say that it was a good weekend, no permanent damage done I suppose. I am taking off work tomorrow, since no one else has work/school. I plan on VOTING and sitting around nervously waiting for the polls to close! Everyone get out there and vote!!!!